Infinite Meatloaf Lunchbox
by Ellen Klages

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Ellen Klages, author of some fine short fiction and widely acknowledged as the funniest woman in the universe, created this dandy lunchbox, which can also be carried as a purse and, with the addition of twenty pounds of lead shot (not included), wielded in self-defense. "No meatloaf was harmed in the creation of this item," says Klages.

A rare Infinite Matrix collectible, the lunchbox boasts an inscription that cruelly satirizes IM's aspirations: "A lunchbox for people who believe comfort food can be an antidote for ideas."

Description: Small aluminum lunchbox, about 6" wide by 4" tall by 2.5 inches deep, with decoupage decoration.

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